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My Psychic Life On Young Hollywood

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JUSTINE KENZER: My Psychic Life – YOUNG HOLLYWOOD

Being a psychic is no bed of roses. I seriously would not wish it upon my worst enemy. But then again, I have no enemies because if I am all seeing, and all knowing, I obviously am able to tell if someone is my friend or foe, before I even meet them, right? Ha, if you only knew what it was really like to see life through my eyes. It just might open yours.

When it came to choosing a profession, it’s not like I sat around debating between the possibilities of becoming an actress or a clothing designer and then ditched it all for this brilliant plan to make my life really easy by going after becoming a professional psychic. I never asked to become this super sensitive freak of nature that with one small mention of her profession scares off any attractive available member of the opposite sex. Or whose casual conversations get completely misconstrued by the people she is trying to impress. Or just by working her trade has her health and well-being invaded by things that are completely invisible to the human eye. For the record, I didn’t pick being psychic, it picked me.

Even though this psychic thing is becoming more accepted, It seems I can’t escape the past life memories of being burned at the stake. When some random guy asks me what I do for a living, I’d love to just tell him I work in Public Relations. But I suck at lying. So I tell the truth which of course provokes a reaction. I can’t pick the winning lottery numbers for myself, but I can predict when someone is about to turn stand-up comedian and tell some lame joke about how I should have already known I was going to meet him (insert eyes rolling here).

I know, I sound a little less than thrilled to be here. You would too if you walked a mile in my shoes. (Do you even know how hard it is to find cute shoes in size eleven?) Like Paris Hilton says, “I have worked my ass off to get where I am.” I’ve built my career by whoring myself out in the streets of New York to every magazine editor that would have me. Then moved on to national television forecasting really important things like who’s going to win an Emmy or what numbers will come up on a roulette wheel in Vegas. I sell spirituality to the masses, yet I ponder if the big guy upstairs is kosher with my tactics.

It’s no wonder I’ve developed an addiction to perezhilton where I fantasize about having a more Gossip Girl-like-life. Living in Hollywood, I’ve had my share of party girl nights, or at least I’ve tried too. But the last time I checked..make that every time I check…being psychic on this planet does not equal the type of cool or hotness one must possess to effortlessly make it past doormen and velvet ropes.

All of this can take a lot of out of a girl who’s just going along doing the only thing she knows how to do. For even though I didn’t apply for the position, I somehow landed a gig preparing for the ultimate party. The one that comes after ALL of this. The one where Hollywood fame, fortune and power doesn’t grant you any VIP pull for getting on the guest list.

Celebrity Psychic Justine Kenzer really does love her job, reads people from all walks of life and from all over the world through her website psychicgirl.com

PsychicGirl in Oklahoma, OK

I will be visiting Oklahoma City, Oklahoma this Friday, November 13th to the 16th, 2009. If you happen to live in the area and are interested in an in person PsychicGirl reading, send me an email at justine at psychicgirl dot com and we can set something up!

I’m super excited to be attending Robert Smith’s FasterEft Seminar. Check out his amazing alternative healing modality that is my latest favorite PsychicStyle Find.

Peace!

THANKS ANGELENO MAGAZINE!

Due to some layout typeface error and a BIG LACK of fact checking, my name was put next to a quote in Angeleno Magazine about Paris Hilton’s future that I DID NOT say. Anyone who knows anything about PsychicGirl knows that I do not believe in predicting gloom and doom. When it comes to my work I am known for being incredibly positive and a healer.

Unfortunately people will believe anything they read in black and white. Once something is in print it is almost impossible to take it away.

I’m grateful the magazine is taking responsibility and doing a retraction in the next issue (December) as well as directly letting Ms. Hilton know that they have made this mistake.

PsychicGirl Press – The Luscious Life

Saturday, October 31, 2009
By: Yolanda Shoshana
Keeping it luscious with Justine Kenzer

Word is that psychics are doing pretty good in this bumpy economical time, due to the fact that everyone is trying to figure their next move,

Psychics are everywhere, so where does someone find a good psychic with so many “gifted people” popping up? Let me give it up for Justine Kenzer also known as PsychicGirl. A luscious diva who can help you keep your life luscious!

I recently had a reading with Kenzer,which was a unique reading that was also a healing session. When the reading starts Kenzer tunes into you for the reading and taps into your guides who are there for the duration of the reading to assist you on along the way. The reading dives into the past, present, and future, which is nice because it gives the reading a well rounded feeling not to mention insight.

My questions were mainly focused on School of the Courtisane Moderne, my modern day courtesan school, I wanted to know if I was going in the right direction for business. I got some golden nuggets on where my business is going and which path would be a good one to take. I asked her when I was going to make it to Paris. According to Kenzer, it will be next summer. Coincidentally, I have been talking to Twanna Hines, Funky Brown Chick, about going to Paris.…next summer. Now you know I had to throw in at least on love question (of course), she was dead on about the guy in question.

As Kenzer says on her website, she believes that destiny is not set in stone and we create our own reality. Will everything happen the way she says…maybe or maybe not, only time will tell. I do know that at the beginning of reading she said there was some energy that was stopping me from moving forward and she would clear it during the reading. Since talking to her, my intuition energy flow has been on fire!

Kenzer has been in the business for 20 years and has helped thousands around the world including the rich and famous. She does readings by phone, email, and text so you can live anywhere and everywhere. What is great is that all readings with Kenzer are recorded so you don’t have to stress yourself during your recording that you will forget something important.

Kenzer is diva approved, so check out her luscious website to learn more about her and get told about yourself: www.psychicgirl.com.

PsychicGirl Press – MegsMakeUp

JUSTINE KENZER PSYCHICGIRL!
WHERE DO YOU LOOK FOR YOUR ANSWERS?

Sun, 10/25/2009 – 9:58pm
Mondays With Meg

Meg here! I’ve never been one of “those girls” that put really much stock in tarot cards or palm readers or psychics. I do believe in energy though. I think there is something to that whole “manifesting your future” bit.

Like a lot of you, I’ve had a pretty trying year. I don’t go to church but I say my prayers at night. I spend a lot of my time try to figure things out in my head. Too much time trying to make sense of things that are really not suppose to make sense. They just are what they are. When I was little my father would tell me “stop living in your head.”

A lot of the time it is great therapy to have megsmakeup because I can ask you all questions or look for guidance right here. I am never let down by the intelligent and brave answers that you’ll provide not just me but each other with. It’s always a good thing to be open to new experiences and when I got an email from Psychic Girl Justine Kenzer I was very excited to open it.

It’s L.A., I’ve been here for thirteen years. I’m in the loop. I know I said I’m not one of “those girls”, and I’m not. I am definitely 100% percent friends with a lot of “those girls” though. The girls that are always talking about their readings, or feng shui  or what “the universe” is telling them. 
I had heard the name Justine Kenzer brought up more then a few times in those conversations

When I went to facebook to “friend” Justine it was no surprise to me that A. We were already friends B. We had more then 20 friends in common. Justine has also been splashed across every magazine from TIME to Glamour so you don’t have to be so into the spiritual world to have heard of her. If you’re in the celebrity world or following the celebrity world then you’ll know she’s the go-to for Teri Hatcher, Carmen Electra and Eva Longoria (just to name drop a few.)

We made an appointment to get together. I answered my door and Justine breezed right in, sat on the couch, took out her recorder and got down to business. Before we started she looked deeply at me. She told me that while she did consider herself a psychic, she really was a healer. With your permission she can stare right at you and see your aura. She saw immediately that my year was a painful one and that there was a rip in my aura. She started to work on healing that. Before she asked me any questions or gave me any answers she took in a deep breath, shook her head a little and said to me “You have got to stop trying to figure out things that can’t be figured out in your head! It’s too much! Stop doing that!”

One hour later she left my house and I guess I can say it. I am now officially “one of those girls.”

PsychicGirl Client Love

Oct 28, 2009, at 6:30 PM, S.P. wrote:

Words cannot begin to express the gratitude I have for your insightful reading and healing. Not only did I receive an emotional healing, but a physical one, too! Before crossing paths with you, just the mere thought of onions and garlic (and anything else from the allicin family) would give me instant heartburn. Honestly, I can’t remember the last time I’ve consumed the aforementioned culprits, without any digestive ramifications. I was so sensitive, that a mere fleck of onion, or garlic, powder would catapult me into physical agony. The day after our reading/healing, I decided to chance it and ate my chips with salsa, at lunch. I couldn’t believe it! All that I felt was… full and nourished! I remember telling myself the allergic reaction was just delayed, even hours after lunch. But, I was happily wrong. It’s been a week and I’m still consuming allicin-filled meals, with ease! Justine… You. Are. Truly. A. GIFT! I am ever grateful to you… and so is the mint chewing gum industry!

And by the way, I want to thank you for helping me to release the energy in regards to my desires around romantic relationships. It’s amazing not having to deal with that anxiety! Talk about another sense of ease! Thank you, again! – SB

PsychicStyle – Very Superstitious

Originally published in FLAUNT Magazine Oct 03
Very Superstitious

Ever felt that you had a spell cast on you, or that you’ve jinxed yourself? Ever watched a horror movie and been so freaked you couldn’t get it out of your head? Ghosts, goblins and gory monsters are all scary. But what is even scarier is the uncharted territory of your unconscious mind and the ability is has to play along with you. You see all the superstitions and fears floating around in the universe only have the power to effect you to the degree that you allow them. So, the next time you find yourself tripping over something you think is bigger than life, try the following spiritual magic. Envision a symbol that represents your “scary” thing. Next watch that symbol get smaller and smaller until it becomes a miniscule dot that you can barely see. Then take an imaginary envelope and place your dot inside of it. Now take your dot on a walk to the nearest make believe mail box, open the shoot, say good bye and let it go. Relax knowing that your “scary” thing is now the property of where little kids send letters to Santa ie: the US Postal Service Recovery System and has absolutely no chance of ever finding you again…A trick and a treat!

Aries: How you’re superstitious: You show brave to the public, but once a black cat crosses your path in your pocket and you’ll find a rabbit’s foot, a four leaf clover, and an old fortune predicting money, sex and power. Bump in the night: In the dark you fear no evil and bump deeper into any void you encounter. Scary movie role: Count Dracula, you are the leader of all vampires, and half dead who party with you till the break of dawn.

Taurus: How you’re superstitious: You throw salt over your shoulder in order to ward off bad luck. You fear not being taken seriously and take whatever measures to protect yourself. Bump in the night: You bump your head repeatedly against the headboard in the night, but that’s a small price for the evening’s naughty entertainment. Scary movie role: You are Jason in the Friday the 13th, you know the strong silent murderous type just looking for someone to love.

Gemini: How you’re superstitious: Intellectually you are analytical about anything that reeks of superstition. You rationalize that you don’t walk under ladders because you are too smart. Bump in the night: A natural conversationalist you are an expert with your tongue, in the dark your lover goes bumping throughout the night. Scary movie role: You are both Norman Bates and his Psycho mother, one moment you’re kind and gentle, the next you’re a homicidal maniac.

Cancer: How you’re superstitious: You love your homey hearth finding comfort surrounded by your potions, candles, and books of incantations to ward off evil and stray Jehovah Witnesses. Bump in the night: Having a good memory you know your way around in the dark and only bump into those people’s places you desire. Scary movie role: Boil, toil and trouble you are the Witch behind the cauldron cooking up a nasty brew for any who dares trespass.

Leo: How you’re superstitious: You spend time gazing at your reflection in the mirror, and worry about the seven years of bad luck for throwing that mirror at a past lover. Bump in the night: You vibe enthusiasm and magnetism in the light, in the dark you fantasize about your admirers bumping into one another to spend the night with you. Scary movie: You are the Phantom in Phantom of the Opera wooing your leading lady and killing all who would oppose your carnal desires.

Virgo: How you’re superstitious: Exacting and critical you don’t look at your superstitions as such, to you they are just the things that make you special. Bump in the night: When you bump in the night you have a hard time not getting up and straightening up the place just in case other company might come over and join in. Scary movie role: Born to serve, you’re the dutiful Igor from Frankenstein who is always ready to give the good doctor an eager good hand.

Libra: How you’re superstitious: While you spend your time focused on others your greatest fear and superstition is being buried alive. Not to worry, your friends plan to put a sexy partner in your box with you. Bump in the night: You don’t like being alone, in the dark that feeling only intensifies, so you hold on to your partner and ride out the very bumpy night together. Scary movie role: You are Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, surmising that two heads are better than one.

Scorpio: How you’re superstitious: You see the world in a black and white, it is what it is. Yet, every Friday the 13th you are afraid to leave the house. You call in sick and spend the day in bed. Bump in the night: The probing mind loves the dark where every bump provides a new place to probe. Scary movie role: Always dead serious you are one of the zombies from the film Night of the Living Dead, looking for someone new delicious to eat.

Sagittarius: How you’re superstitious: Free and easy is your life, with knowledge being the key–but when you hear some bad news that happen to a friend your fist is knocking wood. Things that go bump in the night: You love to ponder the meaning of life, in the dark you bump into the origin of life over and over again. Scary movie role: You see yourself as the great philosopher just as the Werewolf did before a full moon changed him into a horny howling beast.

Capricorn: How you’re superstitious: You tend to cross your fingers when you’re hoping for something or someone to happen…while you keep your legs uncrossed just incase it actually does. Bump in the night: You bump your head in the dark against the wall lamp looking for your wallet to pay for your night of bumping. Scary movie role: On the stubborn side and wrapped too tight for your own good, you are The Mummy, and decide you’re going to try bondage.

Aquarius: How you’re superstitious: You confront your superstitions head on, yet you can’t come to grips with the believe that if you touch yourself down there you’ll go blind or grow hairy palms. Bump in the night: Your social conscience for mankind goes out like a light once you’re in the dark, then you bump and grind your way to greater personal good. Scary movie role: Desiring to make the world better, you are Doctor Frankenstein, a little more concentration on the monster and less on your beautiful assistant.

Pisces: How you’re superstitious: You don’t believe in garlic stopping Vampires, but you won’t go walking on a grave for fear you might wake up the dead. Bump in the night: You may be afraid of the dark, but you don’t mind the bumps in the night or for that matter the bumps in the day. Scary movie role: Your secretive nature makes you a perfect Jack in The Shining, because you know that all work and no play makes Jack a very dull Jack.

My Psychic Life-How I Got To Here Via Halloween

Originally published in FLAUNT Magazine
Oct 2002

You might think that Halloween would be a favorite holiday for someone in my occupation. However, even as a child the notion of getting in some goofy get up and begging door to door for candy from strangers, was a concept that totally baffled me.

I suppose you could say I was a confused child to begin with. If someone could have given me a heads up that being a super sensitive freak of nature would eventually turn out to be a great endowment, oh the years of heartache it could have saved me. Instead, for most of my youth I was an easy target for other kids to taunt and tease without it even being Halloween. Little did I know that way down the road this holiday that I hated would end up being a major pivotal point in my life.

To add further disorientation to my upbringing, my parents for who knows what reasoning didn’t find it necessary to give out sweets. When it came to doling out the Halloween treats they gave out money, change to be exact. My dad would bring home rolls of coins from our shoe store and my mom would put them in a serving dish. I really don’t think they thought this out too well, because frighteningly I can remember swallowing a few, yes coins, not candy. (I know, I already said I was a confused child, but what kid don’t you know who unintentionally ended up with a coin in their colon, up their nose or in their ear?) So when the bell rang and the door opened, by the look on some of the neighborhood kid’s faces, I think they momentarily became as confused as I. Yet, when they went home that evening and checked out all that they had scored, they were some odd cents richer thanks to the strange family that handed out currency instead of candy.

I try to explain to people that visiting a psychic is like having unprotected sex or having plastic surgery. You want to be damn sure you know exactly who you are going to be sharing your energy with. I’m going to let you in on a huge secret here. You see, when I got my very first “psychic” reading, my roommates dragged me to an outdoor Reggae Fest where we each took turns sitting in front of a gypsy who read our fortunes. She predicted that I was going to drop everything and move to San Francisco. Being a fashion design student in Los Angeles with a 4.0, two years left to go and my entire life completely planned out since the ninth grade, I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, “ this woman is clueless.”

I don’t know what is more pathetic, the fact that I went to the gypsy in the first place or that I ended up dropping everything and moving to San Francisco for a guy. Either way, what she predicted had come true. So when my illusionary fantasy about the boy ended in painstaking heartbreak, it was time for another “reading.” I went in search of more psychic insight and here is where the story gets really scary. I was the one who didn’t have a clue. I happened upon a gypsy who, surprise, surprise, turned out to be a charlatan thief. She worked some hocus pocus black magic, freaked me the fuck out and ended up taking me for many pretty pennies.

As much time passed and I awakened to the realization that I had sadly been had, missy gypsy was soon to find out that she messed with the wrong girl. It didn’t take much to track her swindler-self down, although she was now operating out of a different location. Equipped with a big bad buff male friend, we confronted her and demanded back every cent I had forked over. Can you believe she gave it back? Not without of course informing me that she was “giving the money back, not because I threatened to go to the police, but rather because God wanted me to have it back.” Whatever the case, I considered myself to have something or someone more than luck on my side.

My quest for guidance lead me down the very long path of finding my own psychicness. After a few years of training, my first professional gig of putting myself out there as a real deal psychic was at a Halloween theme park where I read, six nights a week for an entire month. On the very first evening, my very first reading, was not just one person but an entire family of guess what? Suspense, suspense… gypsies. I was a bit uncomfortable as they crowded around me in a way that lead me to wonder if I was about to be mobbed. As I asked what I could answer for them, they stated that they wanted to ask about the well being of a friend. I immediately was shown that the person they were asking about had passed into spirit. I also was shown that these gypsies were testing me to see how genuine I was. I carefully explained that from my perspective, it looked as if this person was no longer living in the physical body.

What happen next was the experience that altered the rest of my life. The gypsies seemed to express an utter amazement over my ability to see what I saw. I must have passed their test because they all got individual readings from me. Although this family had no relation to the crooked woman who initially took me for my first psychic reading ride, this incident seemed somehow to bring me karmically full circle. I knew right then and there that this psychic healing thing would not just be my hobby, it was going to be my life. And that was fourteen Halloweens ago.

Halloween comes from the designated time Hollowed Eve. A day way back when that was originally set aside by the Christian Church to commemorate all the Saints who were not remembered on any other day. It seems that this once sacred occasion has now turned into a wet-t-shirt contest to see who can hold the grandest out of body festival. Still ranking as my least favorite holiday, I am amazed that people spend months and months preparing to look as outlandish as they can possibly be. They actually look forward to running amok and intermingling energies with thousands of other spirits in the streets of West Hollywood, Castro or Chelsea. Cheers to them. As for me I’ll be staying in my body, safely tucked away in the comfort of my own home waiting for the night to be over.

ARIES costume choices: Actor, Fashion Designer, Police Officer.

TAURUS costume choices: Banker, Pirate, Prince, Princess.

GEMINI costume choices: Astronaut, Doctor Evil, Favorite Super Hero.

CANCER costume choices: Ghost, Jailbird, Prostitute, Scarecrow.

LEO costume choices: Devil, President, Movie Producer, Uncle Sam.

VIRGO costume choices: Athlete, Cult leader, Jesus, Rock Star.

LIBRA costume choices: Race Car Driver, Witch, Vampire, Zombie.

SCORPIO costume choices: American Indian, Doctor, Ghost, Nurse.

SAGITTARIUS costume choices: Angel, Cupid, Tourist, Favorite Animal.

CAPRICORN costume choices: Austin Powers, Cinderella, Playboy Bunny.

AQUARIUS costume choices: Adam, Eve, Hippie, Statue of Liberty.

PISCES costume choices: Alien, Cheerleader, Hippy, Psychic.

PsychicGirl Reading Question & Answer

Question: I have been seeing a new man, he is younger than me, yet so far I have had thoughts that he is an older, wiser soul than meets the eye. Is he older than his numeric years? Was he sent to me to teach and inspire me? We have a deep connection and it feels timeless.
 Thanks, B.

Answer: B, I don’t know if you believe in past lives, but I do, and only because I have been shown a thousand times how this past life thing plays out in the work I do. Pretty much every person in your life including you… you can bet has been going around and around the carousel of life and death for quite some time now, some us even since the beginning of time. So it is safe to assume that your new man has been around a time or two or ten before. Your thoughts of him being older is best explained as you using your own intuitive abilities to tune into his energy and sense this.

So let’s get to the goods here. I see that you have known this young man before in a past life, however it has been a very long time since you have come in contact with this spirit. The last time you did… I have to warn you that the outcome was not one of happily ever after. Never being one to dance around what I see… Your guides are showing me this past life connection where you were the mother figure and this young man was your son (and this is very common as many people you cross paths with in your life you’ve had past life experience with… this is the energy that drawls you together again giving you the opportunity to work out your unfinished stuff.) The time and place of what I am seeing here is long ago in Egypt. I see that against your will your infant son was taken away from you and you never saw him again. (Ouch.) So you can bet there are parts of you now that are ecstatic to reconnect with him again.

As far as you wanting to know if he is “the one” sent to yadda yadda… I’m going to let you in on a little secret here…(take a deep breath.) No one up above has pre-picked who is going to end up with who. Destiny is not set in stone… If it was, we wouldn’t have that little thing called free will. So was he sent to you, no. The two of you create coming together by having a mutual desire out there that drew you together. Now you might be weird-ed out over the fact that I saw your past connection as mother and son, and I want you to know that that does not mean that you can’t have a romantic relationship that works this time around. Relationships are all about choice, period… and you defiantly are not his mother this time around.

When I look at the two of you I do see a fast felt mutual connection. I see the two of you spending a great deal of time together, I see him wanting to share his energy with you. I see that this relationship can continue to deepened and that both of you are looking for the same thing. Looks like this relationship has great opportunity to be a lasting one that very well could lead to some type of proposal (emphasis on the word some) if not the (okay I said “THE”) proposal you are seeking. (Wow, did I really say that?)

NOW, because of what I just told you… Please know that this does not mean you are in desperate need of an event planner. Again your destiny is up to the two of you, not me. You have an opportunity that the two of you have the choice to fulfill. So I’m giving you my PsychicGirl disclaimer because I must say that I don’t get to see and say what I saw here very often! Know that I say what I said with caution… as I only want for you what you want for yourself and I wouldn’t ever want to place some unrealistic expectation in your space that could cause you to obsess over it and send your opportunity in a whole different direction… Remember that the only thing you have control over in this life is yourself and the moment you are in… So now try to forget everything I said (ha, right, easier said than done.) Just continue to show up and enjoy what the two of you are creating here together and stay in the moment and trust that all of those moments will add up to the future that the two of you desire. Good Job!

B’S RESPONSE: Wow. Very cool stuff. REALLY cool… Scary how it kinda fits. I had a great amount of sadness (not crying like) but a strange HEAVY something when he and I first started hanging out. A friend even noticed it. I feel a sense of peace with him that I have not felt in a long time. Your reading was really great. The openness of it. I understand what you mean about destiny and being in the moment. In a way, I already knew what you have told me. This was really amazing. Thanks again, B.